Admittedly not the nicest thing to hear after you've dressed yourself. So I says to her, I says, Mum, you can't say that (In more simpler words), then with a loud wail she says "You've got no shape!". Eish mama, that's a little harsh.
Well I'll tell ya, I was gobsmacked I was, really I was. So I says to her, "Come again?" To which without any hesitation she says, "You-will-look-like-A-Whale". She broke it down in layman's terms. Well, I've never been called a whale in my entire life and certainly not by my own mother. Although, theoretically speaking, I'm breaking every single rule in the book. Shape? What shape? The word is foreign to this outfit right here. I'll let you in on a secret, I've got 5 layers on
... Is it evident? Probably, do I look crazy,? Perhaps. Am I cold?
. Therefore, mission completed.
Comfort will not be compromised... Somewhat.
P.s this is not an outfit post...